Halloween! The only night of the year where there are more citizens roaming around pretending to be zombies while they are actually hopped up on sugar and chocolate!
I have a fondness for Halloween simply because I believe it is the one time where all the citizens of Metro City come closest to feeling (or, perhaps, understanding) just what it is that The Mysterious Minute-Men experience on a regular basis!
The Power of the Sacred Soda imbues us with so much energy that the closest we can come to explaining it is to compare it to the highest of sugar highs, the rushest of chocolate rushes.
The difference, of course, is that The Sacred Soda sparks our internal abilities. Regular people on sugar highs just get very edgy.
So, remember, although you believe you may be capable of doing the things we can... you can not! We are Professionals. Do not attempt to try our stunts at home.
Have a safe Halloween! And should you have any spare Aero bars, feel free to send them to me!
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